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|The smallest feline is a masterpiece.|
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Cats were once worshiped as gods. They have never forgotten this.
It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.
A meow massages the heart.
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
Cats can work out mathematically the place to sit that will cause the most inconvienence.
Whatever it is, I didn't do it.
There are few things in life more heartwarming than being greeted by a cat.
The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on any animal, this is also the reason they hate birds.
People who don't like cats just havem't met the right one yet.
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
Cats aren't clean; they're just covered with spit.
People who hate cats will come back in the next life as mice.
Cats are like potato chips, you can't just have one.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens.
With their qualities of cleanliness, discretion, affection, patience, dignity, and courage, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats?
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep.
The naming of cats is a difficult matter. It isn't just one of your holiday games. You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter. When I tell you a cat must have three different names...
The sun rose slowly, like a fiery furball coughed up uneasily onto a sky-blue carpet by a giant unseen cat.
When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her?
After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.
You own a dog but you feed a cat.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
If a dog jumps into your lap it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing it is because your lap is warmer.
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove her fur from your couch.
Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything about it.
Cats' hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other.